Luxury bamboo,
factory math.Split Top King sheets that actually stay on your adjustable bed.

100% viscose from bamboo, 300-thread-count sateen weave, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified (every yarn, dye, and finish independently lab-tested). Compare the spec table above line by line — that is the whole story.

Sleep on them for up to 100 nights. Not the coolest, softest sheets you've owned? Full refund — no restocking fees; you just cover the return postage. Plus a 5-year warranty against pilling and workmanship defects.

Cold wash, tumble dry low or line dry. Skip fabric softener — it coats the fibers and reduces breathability. They get softer wash after wash; tested past 200 cycles.

Yes. Bamboo viscose fibers are naturally breathable and wick moisture away faster than cotton, so the micro-climate under your covers stays cooler and drier — which is why hot sleepers and anyone dealing with night sweats gravitate to them. Weave matters too: our 300TC sateen stays smooth and cool without the clammy feel of polyester 'cooling' sheets.

Yes — viscose from bamboo (also called bamboo rayon) is the regulated name for fabric made by dissolving bamboo pulp and spinning it into fiber. Ours is 100% bamboo viscose, no polyester blended in — worth checking on any 'bamboo' sheet, since many are 30–40% polyester in the fine print. The finished fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 tested: every yarn, dye, and finish, lab-verified free of harmful residues.

Cheap bamboo can pill within 20 washes — it's the most common complaint on budget sets. Ours is long-staple viscose tested past 200 wash cycles with no pilling or thinning, and it's backed by a 5-year warranty against exactly that. Wrinkles: bamboo drapes rather than creases, so straight out of the dryer it looks noticeably smoother than crisp cotton percale.

With cold washes and low-heat drying: years. Our fabric is tested past 200 wash cycles — roughly four years of weekly washing — without pilling or thinning, and carries a 5-year workmanship warranty. High heat is the main thing that kills any bamboo sheet; skip it and they actually get softer with every wash.

Yes. The smooth, rounded fiber is naturally hypoallergenic and lower-friction than cotton — gentler on skin and hair — and its moisture-wicking keeps the bed drier, which discourages dust mites and bacteria. OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certification means the fabric is lab-tested safe for direct skin contact; many customers with eczema or easily irritated skin tell us it's the difference they notice first.

Bamboo the plant is about as good as it gets — it grows up to three feet a day with no pesticides or irrigation and regrows from its own roots after harvest. The honest caveat: turning it into viscose takes real chemistry, which is why the mill matters. Ours is OEKO-TEX certified, with every batch tested for harmful residues in the finished fabric.

Two brothers who started selling sheets out of a California garage and still run the company day to day — tech, ops, containers, customer service. We sold over $100,000 of sheets our very first December, outgrew our first 1,800 sq ft warehouse in 2017, and today ship from an 8,000+ sq ft home base in Houston, TX. No investors, no celebrity founder — reorders and word of mouth fund our growth.

No catch — four boring choices. We buy from the same OEKO-TEX certified mills that supply the $300+ luxury labels (no logo tax). We hand-load our containers floor-to-ceiling instead of using pallets — about 30% more sheets per container and 22% lower freight per set, repeated on every one of our 48 containers so far. We sell direct with zero retail layers. And we spend almost nothing on marketing — no ambassadors, no agencies. The ad budget we don't spend is the discount you see.

The same 20-person factory crew has cut, sewn, and quality-inspected our sheets for eight years — audited at every step, at a mill that earned OEKO-TEX certification after a year of work. Before settling on them we toured mills in Italy, Portugal, and India, including the factory that weaves $1,000-a-sheet luxury linens. The quality was equal; the lead times weren't. We don't switch suppliers to chase pennies — we improve the product with people we trust.

One location, one zip code: our own warehouse in northwest Houston, TX. Your sheets are picked, folded, and boxed by our own fulfillment team and handed to the carrier within 48 hours — free shipping over $75, and most of the U.S. sees delivery in 2–4 business days. Returns come back to the same dock, which is exactly why we can afford to run a real 100-night trial.

Yes — real people in Houston, not a call center. Message us through the contact page and the founders or our fulfillment manager reply within one business day. The 48-hour dispatch window also exists so you have time to change or cancel an order before it ships.